Sunday, December 24, 2017

The Night Before Clitmas

'Twas the night before Clitmas and we were alone
not a creature was stirring, not even my bone
her panties were hung by the chimney with care
in hopes that Saint Lickalot soon would be there

she in her nightie and I in the nude
fondling and fingering, my intentions were lewd
when out on the lawn there rose such a cry
my dick went all limp, and she went all dry

so up to the window I sprang like an elf
and opened the blind while she diddled herself
the moon shone bright on the snowgirl we built
a broom up her ass, right up to the hilt

and what to my wondering eyes did appear
but a fur-lined sleigh with eight studly reindeer
and a lascivious driver so spry and so quick
I knew in a flash it must be St. Lick

now sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite
he yelled to his team but it didn't sound right
' whoa Stupid, whoa Bumface, whoa Dickhead, whoa Klutz
slow down this sleigh, or I'll cut off your nuts ! '

then down the chimney he crashed like a lout
eyes bulged with lust and dick hanging out
she smiled and sighed and giggled with glee
his dingus you see hung down to his knee

his clothes reeked of perfume and pussy galore
he look liked a bum and smelled like a whore
' That was some cathouse ! ' he said with a grin
and cackled and snorted and wiped off his chin

so he bustled and opened his big bag of toys
clit vibes for girls, worn panties for boys
and a dildo so long it lay rolled in a coil
nipple clamps, butt plugs and all kinds of oil

he licked and slurped her quivering wet cunt
and gorged like a lion at the end of the hunt
he humped and pumped like a mad rutting steed
leaving her coochie overflowing with seed

so filthy and nasty was this raunchy old soul
he reached for the lube and greased her bumhole
then he spread her cheeks with a wink and a lick
and right up her ass slid his massive stiff prick

then sniffing his finger beneath his red nose
he hooted and cackled before he arose
I heard him exclaim as he flew out of sight
' Thanks to y'all for a fuckin' good night ! '

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