Friday, April 21, 2017

421 -- International Pussy Worship Day



























April 21, International Pussy Worship Day. It follows International Weed Day because there’s nothing better in this life or the next than munching pussy galore with the munchies and slurping torrents of delicious nutritious cunt juice. It’s kinda like Valentine’s Day for pillow princesses – but hotter and wetter. Get high and go down and stay there until she’s squealing and squirting and you’re drowning in her intoxicating joy juice. Mmmm, goddess nectar, sweeter than honey, the fountain of eternal lust, and the mother of all prick stiffeners. Swallow every sacred drop – it’s holy communion for pussygobblers. Whether you’re a licker or a lickee or both, celebrate the Feast of Saint Lickalot and orgasmic cunningual bliss. The weekend was meant for wine, weed and all the sweet juicy pussy you can sink your tongue into.
In honour of the occasion I offer the royal pillow princess treatment to one needy lickee – my tireless talented tongue, some naughty toys, a lengthy lickathon, and multiple intense orgasms.


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