Vagina Day or Vulva Day, your choice.
A day for women everywhere to surrender the holy grail of womanhood to kneeling adoring worshippers and tireless insatiable tongues. A day on which the most beautiful work of art ever created is viewed with awe and reverence and praised in poems and songs. A day that celebrates the blissful union of the human mouth and female vulva. A day on which vagina worshippers are rewarded for their adoring passion with copious amounts of Goddess nectar and joy juice. Celebrate V-Day with the feast of Saint Lickalot, orgasmic communion, and the incredible thrill of tasting and swallowing her sacred essence.