Saturday, November 04, 2017

In Praise of Camel Toes

Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Zombie Night in the Dungeon

Calling all zombie girls -- just lay back and get gobbled by candlelight in tonguedaddy's dungeon of depraved debauchery. Get used and abused, eaten and beaten, sucked and fucked by the kinky gynaecologist. No escape and no mercy -- leather and chain restraints, cuffs and floggers, scary dildos, vibrator torture, nasty nipple clamps, butt plugs, fucking machines, multiple intense squealing squirting orgasms. Bring your broom -- by midnight you may be unable to walk or talk.

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Rock 'n Roll Cunnilingus

squealin' squirtin' rock 'n roll cunnilingus -- grandma's rocking chair, ankles strapped in stirrups, nipple clamps squeezing tight, inflatable butt plug pumped up in her ass, Ben Wa balls rolling inside her pussy, fingertip vibrator massaging her g-spot, hungry mouth devouring her pussy and clit. 
Wanna cum ? 

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Analingus Bliss

Do you have cravings or curiosity about the exquisitely naughty sensation of a warm wet hungry tongue squirming; licking, slurping and probing your luscious puckered sasshole ?

Lay lady lay, lay across my orgasmic rimming table, face down, a knee on each chair, your aching swollen clit resting on the humming Hitachi wand; pump up the inflatable dildo in your pussy until you're full; use both hands to spread your bum cheeks wide and expose your exquisite asshole to my tireless insatiable tongue; prepare to be licked, slurped, sucked and tongue fucked to as many intense excruciating orgasms as you can take. 

Monday, July 03, 2017

My Den of Debauchery

My den of iniquity, my dungeon of debauchery, my sex toy emporium, my orgasmatorium, my magnificent obsession -- is available for salacious shenanigans. Well equipped with instruments of erotic pleasure for pussy and ass adoration and woship, use and abuse, sucking and fucking; Hitachi pleasure torture; spanking and flogging; my tireless insatiable tongue; and squealing squirting orgasmic bliss. Features include leather and chain ceiling stirrups for ankles and wrists; rimming table with Hitachi Magic Wand attached at clit level; enormous dildos; clit, g-spot and anal vibrators; glass and ice dildos; butt plugs and beaded anal toys; powerful relentless variable-speed fucking machine with huge interchangeable dildos; nipple and clit clips, clamps and pumps; Sybian orgasm machine on the floor or mounted on a bar stool for a more 'realistic' ride -- impaled on the saddle, legs dangling helplessly, machine relentlessly and vigorously churning her cunt, clit and g-spot, asshole perfectly positioned for stimulation. 

My mission -- prolonged sensual play and countless intense squealing squirting orgasms.

Eager to entertain the young and the horny, the mature and the wicked, the plump and the skinny, the short and the tall, the brunette and the grey, and all flesh colours of the rainbow. All this for a horny adventurous pillow princess, slut or sub -- maybe someone like you. 

Wanna cum ?

Why don't you come up sometime and see me ? 
-- Mae West

discreet private entrance

c'mon down !

pillow princess gobbling chair with ceiling stirrups

rock 'n roll cunnilingus, with Ben Wa balls and a butt plug

rimming table with Hitachi at clit level

Sybian machine mounted on a bar stool for a wild orgasmic ride

straddle the Sybian saddle on the floor for intense orgasmic pleasure

Sybian attachment selection

orgasmic vibrators

dildos of distinction 

new and improved -- cordless, rechargeable, with multiple intensity and pulse settings

 pumps and inflatables

powerful variable-speed fucking machine -- not for the faint of heart, or pussy

fucking machine dildo selection 

fucking machine -- choose your dildo 

lady lady lady, lay across my big black bench -- and get royally fucked

glass toys, ideal for heating or chilling

the doctor will see you now

flogger, riding crop, nipple clamps, cuffs, clit clip, ball gag, feathers, blindfold, collar and leash

starfish stuffers 

leather and chains 

stretchercise dildos

orgasmic punishment 

a few new toys 

g-spot pulverizer -- not for the faint of heart, or pussy

Wednesday, June 21, 2017


The latest, coolest and cheapest additions to my toy collection. Umbrella Popsicle Moulds produce perfect tapered ice dildos for hot and cold play, perhaps double penetration. You're hot and the ice melts quickly, mixes with your sweet pussy nectar and slides into my grateful thirsty mouth. Mmmm, such an exquisite intoxicating summer cocktail. Organic and orgasmic too. Tastier when your cunt is hot and sweaty, ripe and unwashed. Let's call it a yummy cuntail !

Sunday, June 11, 2017

Scent of a Woman's Cunt

Mmmm, the intoxicating aroma of hot sweaty cunt -- the sweatier the better ! The first heat wave of the year spawns exquisite fantasies about inhaling deeply and feasting and gorging on her delicious ripe juicy peach after gym or yoga -- before she showers. Addicted and loving it. Need to be fed frequently and regularly.

Saturday, May 06, 2017

The Womanizer

An innovation in intense clitoral pleasure, the Womanizer uses gentle quivering suction rather than vibrations to surround and stimulate the clitoris without direct contact. The latest addition to my toy collection for a libidinous lady to try out – perhaps in combination with dildo fucking or a fingertip vibrator massaging her g-spot or my hungry tongue feasting on her delicious puckered starfish.

Friday, April 21, 2017

421 -- International Pussy Worship Day

April 21, International Pussy Worship Day. It follows International Weed Day because there’s nothing better in this life or the next than munching pussy galore with the munchies and slurping torrents of delicious nutritious cunt juice. It’s kinda like Valentine’s Day for pillow princesses – but hotter and wetter. Get high and go down and stay there until she’s squealing and squirting and you’re drowning in her intoxicating joy juice. Mmmm, goddess nectar, sweeter than honey, the fountain of eternal lust, and the mother of all prick stiffeners. Swallow every sacred drop – it’s holy communion for pussygobblers. Whether you’re a licker or a lickee or both, celebrate the Feast of Saint Lickalot and orgasmic cunningual bliss. The weekend was meant for wine, weed and all the sweet juicy pussy you can sink your tongue into.
In honour of the occasion I offer the royal pillow princess treatment to one needy lickee – my tireless talented tongue, some naughty toys, a lengthy lickathon, and multiple intense orgasms.