Vagina Day or Vulva Day, your choice.
How appropriate that V-Day falls this year on a Sunday -- a traditional day of worship. A day on which women all over the world offer the holy grail of their womanhood to kneeling adoring worshippers. A day on which the most beautiful work of art ever created is viewed with awe and reverence and praised in poems and songs. A day that celebrates the blissful union of the human mouth and female vulva. A day on which vagina worshippers are rewarded for their devotion and passion with copious amounts of Goddess nectar. Celebrate V-Day communion and the incredible thrill of swallowing her sacred essence.
Ah, woman !