Sunday, October 09, 2016

Thanksgiving Feast

Traditionally, people tend to over-indulge at the big feast of plenty. No turkey for me though -- I just wanna pig-out on your yummy plump pussy and swallow every drop of your tasty joy juice. White or dark meat, love it all. Wanna feed me, for an hour or two ?

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Wanna Play Pussy Scrabble ?

If I beat you, I eat you. If you win, you can straddle my face, ride my tireless tongue with your pussy and ass, and squirt your tasty joy juice down my throat. 

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Cuntoholics Unanimous

My name is Peter and I’m a cuntoholic. Happily, my addiction is incurable but I need to be fed frequently and generously. Fresh juicy cunt is not to be found at meat markets or grocery stores or farmers’ markets or delicatessens or food banks, and I’m ravenously hungry, desperately famished. Pussy is not on the menu at Wendy’s or Burger Queen or Tasty Taco or Starfucks or Hot Box Lunch or Chick-fil-A or Pink Lobster or Cuntry Style Muffins or Clam Jam or Finger Lickin’ Chicken or Peach Pie Paradise or Smorgassbord Slurpfest or Schnitz N Tits. Surely I thought, Asian establishments would offer what I crave – but no luck at Sum Yung Slit or Chow Mein Snatch or Happy Lucky Noodle or All You Can Eat Poontang Buffet or Yummy Cummy Dumpling or Juicy Lucy Sushi. 

So dear readers, who will feed me ?

Sunday, June 19, 2016

Final Oral Exams

Seeking 12 libidinous pussy-proud women to attest to my general proficiency in eating pussy – the final step in achieving my cunnilingus credentials. Please be ready to submit to a minimum of one hour of thorough and satisfactory pleasuring in order to complete your detailed report.

Tuesday, May 31, 2016

The Great Canadian Beaver Eating Contest

This contest is open to anyone with a hot juicy pussy. The winner is whomever withstands the longest period of continuous vigorous tongue lashing courtesy of my tireless insatiable tongue, before collapsing into an orgasm-induced coma. Cash prizes to be announced. Who's down for the challenge ?


Sunday, May 15, 2016

Sacred Starfish Communion

Quiet Sunday morning

Just returned from mass

Gonna use my hungry tongue

To fuck her luscious ass

Friday, May 06, 2016

Guess Who's Cumming For Dinner ?

Table for two ? Ravenous wolf seeks libidinous lady for smorgassbord of fine dining, fantasy fulfilment and peach pie for dessert.

Friday, April 29, 2016

Oral Sex in the Workplace

Insatiable tireless tongue slave seeks unpaid office boy position under your desk. Offering enthusiastic oral service to needy or greedy ladies of any age, race, or body type -- however you like it, for as long as you want. Bonus if you squirt or gush or get very wet -- I swallow. Love hair, or bare, or in between. May I have an interview ?