Sunday, December 13, 2015

The Twelve Days of Clitmas

On the twelfth day of Clitmas, my true love gave to me;

twelve diddlers diddling

eleven lads-a-licking

ten toys-a-pulsing

nine ladies squirting

eight maids-a-sucking

seven winking assholes

six clits-a-spasming

FIVE COCK RINGS,

four rubber dildos

three French cunts

two perky nipples

and an orgasm in a peach tree.

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