Friday, April 24, 2015

Tongue is the New Penis

For too long women who did not experience orgasm by way of vaginal penetration were told there was something wrong with them. Thankfully women have exploded this myth and are telling men that clitoral stimulation is what they need and the penis rarely produces the big O. The fall of the penis and the rise of the tongue aligns with the decline of men and the ascendancy of women. Instead of a man’s heavy body thrusting selfishly on top of a woman, it’s now a hungry man on his knees with his tireless tongue worshipping her clitoris, while his pulsing penis stands neglected and unwanted. 
As always, I’m eager to please and await you on my knees !

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

421 -- International Cunnilingus Day

April 21 was chosen as it follows International Cannabis Day -- and there's nothing better than munching pussy with the munchies. Licking slurping sucking gorging gobbling swallowing -- like a ravenous grunting beast. Get high and go down, and worship and feast like there's no tomorrow. Whether you're a giver, a receiver, or fortunate to be both -- spread the love and spread her thighs, and give your tongue much exercise. Stay home today and let the Feast of Saint Lickalot begin !

Offering the royal pillow princess treatment to one lusty lady today -- however you like it, for as long as you want. Your tongue slave will eagerly cater to your every whim.

Also willing to accept a group of orgasm deprived tongue riders, to ride my face just like Lady Godiva, until they drench my face and mouth with tasty cunt juice and collapse one by one, in quivering whimpering orgasmic bliss.