Dear Uncle Artie;
I'm a longtime member of Cuntoholics Unanimous and hopelessly and happily addicted to slurping pussy. I just saw that trashy movie Fifty Shades of Pink and now I'm hungrier than ever, but just can't find any hot juicy pussy to sink my tongue into. I'd really love to go downtown for lunch every day and dine at the Y, and maybe gobble some peach pie for dessert. But it seems as thought there are way too many lickers chasing far too few lickees. My nose is failing me lately Uncle Artie -- any ideas where I can sniff out some choice pussy to munch on ?
Peter B. Peachslurper