Friday, February 13, 2015

Filthy Shades Exclusive Offer

Are you a woman who insists on seeing this poorly reviewed, boring, insulting, disappointing flick which is little more than domestic abuse pathetically dressed up as Valentine’s fun ? We’ll sit in a corner, spread our winter coats strategically, and I’ll go down on you from the raising of the curtain until the final credits roll. We will then both be guaranteed to leave the theatre smirking like the proverbial Chesire cat, unlike the rest of the audience.

However, since I cannot justify contributing any more than necessary to the success of this dumb flick, you are obliged to buy your own ticket and popcorn.

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