Sunday, June 22, 2014

Every Day Is Valentine's Day

The sacred Feast of Saint Valentine, according to ancient tradition, celebrates the adoration and worship of nature's most sacred treasure -- the cunt. Forget the romance and roses. Forget the candlelight and wine. Forget the Drambuie and milk chocolates. Send her what she really wants and needs -- a dozen squealing squirting orgasms. Delivered by me 24/7 for a modest fee. Satisfaction guaranteed or your one dollar cheerfully refunded.

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