Tuesday, December 17, 2013

The Twelve Days of Kinkmas

On the twelfth day of Kinkmas, my true love gave to me;

twelve diddlers diddling

eleven lads-a-licking

ten toys-a-pulsing

nine ladies humping

eight maids-a-sucking

seven winking assholes

six clits-a-spasming

five cock rings

four rubber dildos

three French cunts

two rigid nipples

and an orgasm in a peach tree.

And if you dream of twelve consecutive days of cunnilingus, kink and quivering whimpering orgasmic bliss -- please contact me immediately !

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