Tuesday, December 24, 2013

The Night Before Christmas

'twas the night before Christmas and we were alone
not a creature was stirring, not even my bone
her panties were hung by the chimney with care
in hopes that St. Lickalot soon would be there

she in her nightie and I in the nude
groping and diddling, my intentions were lewd
when out on the lawn there arose such a cry
my dick went all limp, and she went all dry

so up to the window I sprang like an elf
and opened the blind while she fingered herself
the moon shone bright on the snowgirl we built
a broom up her ass, right up to the hilt

and what to my wondering eyes did appear
but a fur-lined sleigh with eight frisky reindeer
and a mischievous driver so spry and so quick
I knew in a moment it must be St. Lick

now sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite
he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right
'whoa Stupid, whoa Bumface, whoa Dickhead, whoa Klutz
slow down this rig, or I'll cut off your nuts !'

then down the chimney he crashed like a lout
eyes filled with lust and cock hanging out
she smiled and sighed and giggled with glee
his dingus you see hung down to his knee

his clothes reeked of perfume and pussy galore
he look liked a bum and smelled like a whore
'That was some cathouse !' he said with a grin
and cackled and snorted and wiped off his chin

so he bustled and opened his big bag of toys
clit vibes for girls, used panties for boys
and a dildo so long it lay rolled in a coil
nipple clamps, butt plugs and all kinds of oil

he licked and slurped her quivering wet cunt
and gorged like a tiger at the end of the hunt
he humped and pumped like a mad rutting steed
leaving her coochie overflowing with seed

so filthy and nasty was this raunchy old soul
he reached for the grease and lubed her bumhole
he then spread her cheeks with a wink and a lick
and right up her ass slid his massive big prick

then laying his finger beneath his red nose
he hooted and cackled before he arose
I heard him exclaim as he flew out of sight
' Thanks to you all for a fucking good night !'

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