Let me cunt the ways.
Worship, sacrifice and salvation at the sacred altar of Venus.
A Brazilian woman was recently accused of a bizzare attempt to murder her husband. She allegedly placed poison inside her vagina and invited hubby to go downtown for lunch. Not surprisingly, he obliged. Likely with hunger and enthusiasm.
However he sensed something fishy and became suspicious of her unusual scent. Then he realized that the poison she was trying to kill him with was being absorbed into her system, and rushed her to hospital. Thereby saving her life.
So dear lady reader, here's a guy, much like myself, who will go down on you anywhere, anytime, all the time -- and will save your life, even if you try to kill him.
I call that love.