Sunday, January 06, 2013

Cunnilingus Drive-Thru

Introducing Cunnilingus Drive-Thru, an essential new service for women. Cumming soon to a discreet location near you. Here you will be lovingly and enthusiastically eaten for as long as you want -- in your car, or in one of our luxuriously appointed limousines. Ideal for the libidinous lady who's in a hurry, or maybe not. Catering to your orgasmic needs 24/7.

-- Our new low price is just one dollar per orgasm
-- Reservations and credit cards accepted
-- Satisfaction guaranteed or your money cheerfully refunded
-- Limit of three orgasms per customer
-- Erotic toys available
-- Featuring refreshment lounge, indoor pool, spa and hot tub
-- Your mileage may vary
-- Currently interviewing male and female lickers seeking career opportunities
-- Franchises available