Saturday, November 24, 2012

P is for Pussy

P is for pussy, preferably plucked and pleasantly plump. P is for pleasure and play and passion. P is for pussy pumping and pounding and pleasing. P is for pot and porn and perversion.

Please allow me to introduce myself -- Dr. Peter P. Phisnarus, Professor Emeritus of Cuntology and Clitorology at Lick U. in Lapland. Currently researching advanced female orgasmic behaviour at Cunnilingus College in Toronto using specialized techniques, latest instruments and modern equipment. Volunteer research assistants are most welcum to apply. And I am delighted to receive submissions, contributions, opinions, ideas etc. from anyone interested in this most sacred and delightful of subjects.

www.icunnilinguist.hotmail.com

Call me Dr. P.

Outside of academic circles and in my lewd leisure time, I am known as The Silver Fox Cunnilinguist and indulge my lustful fascination with female genitalia at the behest of interested parties. Women in need who from suffer from acute orgasmic deprivation and require immediate therapy are my top priority -- I am oncall 24/7 and make housecalls. For selfish and demanding Princesses and Goddesses, I offer complete and enthusiastic oral service with satisfaction guaranteed, or your one dollar fee cheerfully refunded.

Call me, Dr. P.

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