Saturday, June 09, 2012

Cunnilingus Church

The Cunnilingus Church was born in the Garden of Eden and is a worldwide community of pussy worshippers. We revere female genitalia and pay homage to Sappho, Goddess of Cunnilingus. Membership is open to anyone who believes that heaven on earth exists between a woman's thighs and that the ultimate pleasure is to taste the sweet nectar of the holy grail of womanhood. The delicious communion of oral lust and passion and fulfilment. We welcome givers and receivers as well as those lucky ones who are both. Salvation will cum in the eternal dance of lips and tongues, which leads inevitably to divine blessing in the queendom of orgasmic bliss. Contact me, Reverend Peachslurper, to join. Let us gather together and worship.

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