Friday, March 23, 2012

Cumming Soon -- International Cunnilingus Day

The time has cum for the world to celebrate life's most sensuous and gratifying pleasure -- the noble and ancient art of cunnilingus. A universal day of worship, carnal pleasure and feasting. A national holiday in every cuntry. Yes, sip the sweet nectar of the most beautiful flower of all and discover eternal salvation. Beginning in the parlours and temples with praise of Sappho, Goddess of Pussy Worship. Women singing joyously of their love for 'tipping the velvet'. Billboards, slogans, t-shirts, parties, DVD's, festivals everywhere. Libidinous ladies flashing 'eat me' V signs in the streets and supermarkets and subways. Eager lickers with tireless tongues dropping reverently to their knees. The air filled with the wonderful sounds of women moaning, groaning and squealing in orgasmic bliss. 'Perchance to dream....'

No date has been set but I'm leaning towards April 21, the day after International Weed Day. Mmmmm, cannabis and cunnilingus -- is there is anything more delicious than eating pussy with the munchies ?

We welcome supporters, devotees, students, newbies, volunteers, afficionados, disciples and most of all, willing wanton women.

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