Wednesday, February 01, 2012

Cunnilingus College

Cunnilingus College is a noble institution of lower learning devoted to the oral worship of female genitalia. We are weed and queer friendly and believe that cunnilingus is vital in achieving health, happiness and world peace. We believe in the spirituality of eating pussy -- the most delicious and sensual kiss of all. But sadly under-rated and woefully under-performed. We aim to change that. We revere the female body, mind and sexuality. We pay homage to Sappho, Goddess of Cunnilingus and all things feminine.

Our devoted staff volunteer their experience and expertise for the ultimate good of womankind. Together with our alumni they help spread The Gospel According To Saint Lick, Patron Saint of Cunnilingus. They are women of various races and ages and body types but all have two things in common -- an insane love of cunnilingus and 'la creme de la creme' of sweet juicy pussies....some have hair and some are bare and some are in between....Pussy Heaven.

The are no tuition fees at Cunnilingus College and we are led by women of a certain age and lifestyle who devote themselves to worthy causes. They assist with student selection and take a personal interest in individual performance. Admission is only open to those who can demonstrate exceptional desire and perseverance and are lust driven. The accepted student must feel honoured to be chosen and thrilled to kneel and worship at the Altar Of Venus. Obedience and submission to the Head Mistress are demanded. She will conduct lectures, practical training, special events, rigorous testing and administer rewards or punishment as She deems appropriate. Applications may be submitted at any time and must be accompanied by an essay of at least 500 words on the subject of pussy worshp. Those with disabilities or special abilities will also be considered. Our standards of excellence are high and graduate cunnilinguists are much in demand -- their tongues are happily employed in the service of women worldwide.

Applications will also be considered from libidinous ladies who wish to offer their experience and flesh and join in our joyous debauchery. The successful candidates will have extensive knowledge of cunnilingus techniques, face sitting, tongue riding and female domination. Favoured backgrounds include gymnastics, dance, athletics, equestrian pursuits, swimming or yoga. Our high standards of excellence demand that a thorough interview take place.

Please submit application for personal interview to;

Dr. i Peachslurper
Director of Admissions
Cunnilingus College
60 Pussy Lane
Orgasm City

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