Thursday, January 18, 2018

Dungeon Debauchery

 The Orgasmic Menu

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Sunday, December 24, 2017

The Night Before Clitmas






'Twas the night before Clitmas and we were alone
not a creature was stirring, not even my bone
her panties were hung by the chimney with care
in hopes that Saint Lickalot soon would be there

she in her nightie and I in the nude
fondling and fingering, my intentions were lewd
when out on the lawn there rose such a cry
my dick went all limp, and she went all dry

so up to the window I sprang like an elf
and opened the blind while she diddled herself
the moon shone bright on the snowgirl we built
a broom up her ass, right up to the hilt

and what to my wondering eyes did appear
but a fur-lined sleigh with eight studly reindeer
and a lascivious driver so spry and so quick
I knew in a flash it must be St. Lick

now sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite
he yelled to his team but it didn't sound right
' whoa Stupid, whoa Bumface, whoa Dickhead, whoa Klutz
slow down this sleigh, or I'll cut off your nuts ! '

then down the chimney he crashed like a lout
eyes bulged with lust and dick hanging out
she smiled and sighed and giggled with glee
his dingus you see hung down to his knee

his clothes reeked of perfume and pussy galore
he look liked a bum and smelled like a whore
' That was some cathouse ! ' he said with a grin
and cackled and snorted and wiped off his chin

so he bustled and opened his big bag of toys
clit vibes for girls, worn panties for boys
and a dildo so long it lay rolled in a coil
nipple clamps, butt plugs and all kinds of oil

he licked and slurped her quivering wet cunt
and gorged like a lion at the end of the hunt
he humped and pumped like a mad rutting steed
leaving her coochie overflowing with seed

so filthy and nasty was this raunchy old soul
he reached for the lube and greased her bumhole
then he spread her cheeks with a wink and a lick
and right up her ass slid his massive stiff prick

then sniffing his finger beneath his red nose
he hooted and cackled before he arose
I heard him exclaim as he flew out of sight
' Thanks to y'all for a fuckin' good night ! '








Friday, December 22, 2017

Pillow Princess Finishing School











You are an ideal candidate for the Pillow Princess Finishing School and I invite you to a personal interview with me, the Headmaster. If successful, you will become a new pupil and your study and training schedule will be agreed. You can begin immediately. 

There's nothing for you the student to buy -- Headmaster provides a cozy and comfortable facility with everything supplied that you will need to succeed to become a certified and proud total pillow princess. You can earn bonus marks through an enthusiastic attitude, an impressive libido, and a lust to be worshipped orally.

Everyone loves a horny pillow princess and upon graduation your talents and skills will be much in demand and your life greatly enhanced through intense orgasmic fulfilment.

The curriculum is outlined below and while you may opt out of some classes, you are encouraged to participate in most or all subjects in order to graduate with the highest possible ranking.

Course of Study  and Training

Pillow Princess Etiquette; Cunnilingus; Analingus; Dualingus and Group Play; Bondage and Submission; Clitorology and Pussy Pride; Dildonics; Vibrators and Stimulators; Feeding and Feasting; Fucking Machine and Sybian Orgasm Machine; Multiple and Forced Orgasms; Anal Toys and Ass Play; Glass, Ice and Inflatable Toys; G-spot Wizardry; Face Sitting and Tongue Riding; Tongue 'n Toy Play; Salacious Talk; Stretchercise; Domination and Tongue Slavery; Nipple Clamping and Pumping; Labia and Clit Pumping; Squirting and Gushing;













Location: Pillow Princess Finishing School is located in the Headmaster's Dungeon Den of Debauchery and Sex Toy Emporium near Toronto 

Frequency, Duration and Availability of Classes: weekly, 2 hours, 24/7

Contact: Headmaster, Pillow Princess Finishing School

kik: peachslurper 

email: sybiano@hotmail.com

Monday, December 18, 2017

Ho Ho Time With Kinkster Santa




Santa's a jolly old kinkster with a tireless insatiable tongue and big sack of ho ho toys to share with a hot and horny princess who loves kinky fun and nasty debauchery. Hang out with Santa in his secret cozy dungeon and sex toy emporium, open 24/7 for naughty girls only. Dare to take a wild orgasmic ride on his Sybian saddle machine or squeal and squirt with his collection of awesome vibrators, big fat dildos, butt plugs, nipple clamps, and lots more. Santa loves to play rim around the rosebud or kiss the cameltoe under the mistletoe. He likes friendly adventurous ladies of all ages, colours and shapes. Santa always has the munchies, but no milk and cookies please -- what he really craves is warm peach pie and yummy joy juice. Wanna cum ?