Wednesday, June 21, 2017
The latest, coolest and cheapest additions to my toy collection. Umbrella Popsicle Moulds produce perfect tapered ice dildos for hot and cold play, perhaps double penetration. You're hot and the ice melts quickly, mixes with your sweet pussy nectar and slides into my grateful thirsty mouth. Mmmm, such an exquisite intoxicating summer cocktail. Organic and orgasmic too. Tastier when your cunt is hot and sweaty, ripe and unwashed. Let's call it a yummy cuntail !
Sunday, June 11, 2017
Mmmm, the intoxicating aroma of hot sweaty cunt -- the sweatier the better ! The first heat wave of the year spawns exquisite fantasies about inhaling deeply and feasting and gorging on her delicious ripe juicy peach after gym or yoga -- before she showers. Addicted and loving it. Need to be fed frequently and regularly.
Saturday, May 06, 2017
An innovation in intense clitoral pleasure, the Womanizer uses gentle quivering suction rather than vibrations to surround and stimulate the clitoris without direct contact. The latest addition to my toy collection for a libidinous lady to try out – perhaps in combination with dildo fucking or a fingertip vibrator massaging her g-spot or my hungry tongue feasting on her delicious puckered starfish.
Friday, April 21, 2017
Saturday, April 15, 2017
Friday, April 14, 2017
Saturday, April 01, 2017
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