Monday, July 03, 2017

My Den of Debauchery

At long last ! My den of iniquity, my secret dungeon of delicious depraved debauchery, my pussy worship passion pit, is finally ready for salacious shenanigans. Soft purple lighting, scented candles, designed and equipped for tongue 'n toy joy, intense pleasure, and squealing squirting orgasmic bliss. Includes a few delightfully filthy features I've long dreamed of, like leather and chain stirrups and a rimming table with a Hitachi Magic Wand attached at clit level. I've mounted the Sybian on a bar stool for a more 'realistic ride', impaled on the saddle, legs dangling helplessly. Guided tours available anytime to show it off to the young and the horny, the mature and the wicked, the plump and the skinny, the short and the tall, the blonde and the brunette, and all colours of the rainbow including grey. All this for the adoration, worship, pleasure and orgasmic satisfaction of a special libidinous pillow princess, someone like you.

Why don't you come up sometime and see me ? 
-- Mae West

pussy feasting chair with leather and chain stirrups

rimming table with Hitachi at clit level

climb onto the Sybian orgasm machine for the ride of your life

Sybian machine with large attachment

Sybian attachments

orgasmic vibrators

dildos of distinction 

 pumps and inflatables

powerful variable-speed fucking machine

fucking machine dildo selection

fucking machine -- choose your dildo 

glass toys

toy chest

the doctor will see you now

more kink -- flogger, riding crop, nipple clips and clamps, cuffs, clit clip, ball gag, feathers, blindfold, collar and leash

Wednesday, June 21, 2017


The latest, coolest and cheapest additions to my toy collection. Umbrella Popsicle Moulds produce perfect tapered ice dildos for hot and cold play, perhaps double penetration. You're hot and the ice melts quickly, mixes with your sweet pussy nectar and slides into my grateful thirsty mouth. Mmmm, such an exquisite intoxicating summer cocktail. Organic and orgasmic too. Tastier when your cunt is hot and sweaty, ripe and unwashed. Let's call it a yummy cuntail !

Sunday, June 11, 2017

Scent of a Woman's Cunt

Mmmm, the intoxicating aroma of hot sweaty cunt -- the sweatier the better ! The first heat wave of the year spawns exquisite fantasies about inhaling deeply and feasting and gorging on her delicious ripe juicy peach after gym or yoga -- before she showers. Addicted and loving it. Need to be fed frequently and regularly.

Saturday, May 06, 2017

The Womanizer

An innovation in intense clitoral pleasure, the Womanizer uses gentle quivering suction rather than vibrations to surround and stimulate the clitoris without direct contact. The latest addition to my toy collection for a libidinous lady to try out – perhaps in combination with dildo fucking or a fingertip vibrator massaging her g-spot or my hungry tongue feasting on her delicious puckered starfish.

Friday, April 21, 2017

421 -- International Pussy Worship Day

April 21, International Pussy Worship Day. It follows International Weed Day because there’s nothing better in this life or the next than munching pussy galore with the munchies and slurping torrents of delicious nutritious cunt juice. It’s kinda like Valentine’s Day for pillow princesses – but hotter and wetter. Get high and go down and stay there until she’s squealing and squirting and you’re drowning in her intoxicating joy juice. Mmmm, goddess nectar, sweeter than honey, the fountain of eternal lust, and the mother of all prick stiffeners. Swallow every sacred drop – it’s holy communion for pussygobblers. Whether you’re a licker or a lickee or both, celebrate the Feast of Saint Lickalot and orgasmic cunningual bliss. The weekend was meant for wine, weed and all the sweet juicy pussy you can sink your tongue into.
In honour of the occasion I offer the royal pillow princess treatment to one needy lickee – my tireless talented tongue, some naughty toys, a lengthy lickathon, and multiple intense orgasms.

Saturday, April 15, 2017

Hey Girl, It's Eat Her Weekend !

Wanna use and abuse my talented tireless tongue for a few hours ?

Saturday, April 01, 2017

Dr. Peachslurper

So you're orgasm deprived and the epicentre of your femininity is neglected and craves enthusiastic loving attention. You have a high libido and need to be pleasured frequently until completely satisfied. Age, ethnicity and body type are unimportant.

Dr. P has the cure for what ails you. Your appointment will involve thorough examination with medical instruments, exploration and testing of your sexual response, and intensive tongue and toy therapy involving impressive instruments of erotic pleasure. You will moan and groan and squeal and squirt and leave with that certain smile on your face -- orgasmic bliss is guaranteed.

Appointments available afternoons, evenings and weekends. Emergency house calls too.